With everyone in the world against you, you’ll never have a successful business lasting love wads of cash a non-receding hairline plausible deniability for being a complete cunt until you erect boundaries to keep toxic people out!

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Heck, with enough time and repetition, you might even start to believe that you’re RIGHT!

BLAME

It’s really that simple.

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The tallest fence is the fence of undeserved self-admiration, built on the foundation of an unrelenting drive to blame everyone else for everything you can never do.

Buddha

Your Spiritual Fence™ Starts with Our Patented 4 Corner Method®

CORNER POST ONE

CAN’T BE ME

You really need to let go of the idea that you could be wrong IN ANY WAY. This first module takes you from a self-loathing jackass to a perpetually correct, perfect and infallible god among men.

CORNER POST TWO

SYMPATHY

Now that you’ve established your correctness in all things great and small, it’s time to grab for sympathy by sharing your dick-to-woke journey. “You’ve overcome so much.”

CORNER POST THREE

INDIGNANCE

You’re in love with yourself. Your audience sees you as harmless and aware. It’s time to take a stance against the people you know pose a threat. It’s profitable to act disgusted when you’re called out.

CORNER POST FOUR

BLAME

Here’s where it gets good. Call the people that can see through your hubris “toxic.” You’re now the eternal hero. You can wield this power to rake in the dough and keep the people who know at bay.

NEW FOR 2024 CORNER POST 5

RIGHTEOUSNESS

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You scrolled all the way down here and still didn’t act?

I guess you really aren’t ready to blame everyone for your inadequacies. I really expected you to be more supportive of my journey.

You haven’t done the same inner work that I have, and I get that – but I’m going to have to remove you from my world now. I don’t have time for toxic people, people who don’t support the best version of me, and people who don’t forgive me for things that they think I do to them. Gaslighters, too. I’m not entirely sure – but this really feels like you’re gaslighting me, and I really don’t appreciate that. I’ve come too far to put up with this.

You’re toxic. Goodbye.