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If you don’t like what I’m saying, you’re toxic
and I have boundaries up for people like YOU.
NO REFUNDS!
The Only Thing Standing Between You and
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It’s really that simple.
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Buddha
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You scrolled all the way down here and still didn’t act?
I guess you really aren’t ready to blame everyone for your inadequacies. I really expected you to be more supportive of my journey.
You haven’t done the same inner work that I have, and I get that – but I’m going to have to remove you from my world now. I don’t have time for toxic people, people who don’t support the best version of me, and people who don’t forgive me for things that they think I do to them. Gaslighters, too. I’m not entirely sure – but this really feels like you’re gaslighting me, and I really don’t appreciate that. I’ve come too far to put up with this.
You’re toxic. Goodbye.